When it comes to making holidays ‘magical’ for my kids, I like to think I fall comfortably in the middle of the spectrum.
We have special traditions that the kids (and my husband and I) look forward to, but they tend to be on the simpler side (i.e. snowman shaped pancakes on Christmas morning, but not baby powder bunny prints on Easter morning.)
And the ‘minor’ holidays? Well, those are mostly ignored. If we think of it, we’ll get the kids a big Hershey kiss for Valentine’s Day or give them a pinch on St. Patrick’s Day, but I’m not about to start dying my toilet water green or sprinkling glitter everywhere.
There is, however, one minor holiday that I’ve adopted as my own personal favorite: April Fools’ Day.
A few years ago I started playing April Fools’ pranks on the kids and now it’s become a tradition that we all look forward to. They not only love to be pranked; they’ve also started creating April Fools’ jokes to play on us.
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Each year I try out different pranks and record them here to let you know which ones work well and which ones don’t. That way, you can avoid the lemons and get right to the good stuff!
So here, in no particular order, are my April Fools’ pranks and their accompanying grade:
1. Jello Juice Prank
This was the very first April Fools’ joke I ever played on my kids.
They always drink orange juice in the morning, so this was the perfect prank for them. I made a batch of Jello after they went to bed, poured it into their juice cups, added straws, and put the cups in the refrigerator to set.
In the morning when we came downstairs, they asked for their OJ, so I grabbed the cups, passed them out, and waited for the reactions.
After one sip, Eli immediately knew what was up (we had talked about April Fools’ Day the day before) and responded with a laugh. Samuel and Annelise were not so quick to catch on. Annelise screeched in frustration and Samuel went from confused to frustrated to angry to tearful in less than a minute. He calmed down after I assured him that he would get real juice momentarily (he takes his juice drinking very seriously!).
Grade: A+ The reactions were priceless!
2. Toilet Paper in the Shoe Prank
This is an easy prank to prepare for. All you do is stuff toilet paper into the toes of your kids shoes in hopes that they’ll think they’ve outgrown them over night.
I casually mentioned to Eli in the morning that it looked like his feet were bigger. He agreed, saying they were “only a tiny bit bigger. Maybe two inches.” When he went to put his shoes on, he got one foot partially in and said, “Hey, something’s in my shoe!” Bummer.
It was the same way with Samuel. As soon as he started to shove his foot in, he knew something was in there.
Grade: D- I either needed to mold the toilet paper better so that it felt like part of the shoe or perhaps this one was just a dud to begin with.
3. Non-Foaming Soap Prank
I was excited about this one because it was aimed at my husband. I took his bar of soap, painted it with clear nail polish, and returned it to its spot in the shower; the plan being that it wouldn’t lather when he went to use it.
As soon as he came downstairs in the morning Eli asked him about it. Eric’s reaction was, “Yeah, I was not impressed.” So it worked, but apparently he’s just not very fun to prank.
Grade: A No sense docking the grade because of a lame reaction.
4. Play Food for Lunch Prank
If your kids are school-aged and you pack their lunch, this is a good one to try.
On the morning of April Fools’ Day, I put this in Eli’s lunchbox:
I packed his real lunch in an alternate bag, and when my husband dropped Eli off at school, he gave it to the teacher on the sly.
When Eli got home I asked about his day and he informed me that he was rather annoyed when he discovered my trick (like father, like son??).
As soon as he lifted his lunchbox to bring it to his table for snack time, he knew something was up because it was lighter than usual. He let out a yell when he opened it and found a bunch of fake food, but his teacher came to the rescue with his real lunch.
He claims that she didn’t even think it was funny, but he had a hard time telling me that with a straight face, so I don’t know if I believe him.
Grade: B+ This would have been a better prank if I could have been there to see the reaction.
5. Poop in the Shower Prank
Okay, this one was all Eli. He came up with and executed the idea all by himself.
A bit of brown marker on an oval shaped piece of paper taped to the floor of the shower. He also added a sign, just in case we didn’t notice the ‘poop’:
“Plesey [please] look down.”
My husband came down the stairs with cries of, “Lauren, we’ve GOT to clean that shower!! There was poop in it!” I’m pretty sure it made Eli’s entire week that he pulled off a prank on his dad. We won’t talk about the fact that my husband made a big deal out of our five-year-old’s prank but totally disregarded mine. Psshhhh.
Grade: A Yes we knew it wasn’t real, but he gets an A for effort and cuteness.
6. Poop on the Floor Prank
The year after Eli’s “Poop in the Shower” prank, I decided to have a go at the poop prank. I took a toilet paper tube, wet it, and fashioned it into a poop shape. It looked surprisingly real from a distance.
I put it near the toilet and waited for someone to notice. The boys both saw it and were fooled momentarily, but quickly caught on.
Grade: C This has potential, but needs work.
Maybe this year I’ll do what my friend did and create a much more believable concoction out of chocolate sauce, oatmeal, and peanut (or sun) butter. She smeared it on the toilet seat and floor and I’ve got to tell you, it was very convincing.
7. Surprise Hello Prank
Take a close-up picture of your face. Make sure to include a bit of your hand, waving hello. Print off the picture (8×10!) and tape it to the underside of the toilet seat. Close the lid and wait.
I was excited for this one because it looked so funny once I got it set up. The first one to use the bathroom was Samuel. He gave a shout of surprise, so I quickly ran over to see his reaction and quiet him down so it would work on Eli too.
When Eli discovered it not long after, he too was surprised, but took his reaction a step too far by deciding to finish what he went in there for.
That’s right. He peed. On the picture. That kind of ruined the joke in a hurry, but he quickly learned what a bad choice it was when he was the one who had to clean up the mess.
Grade: A- It would probably have gotten an A+ if it hadn’t been for the aftermath. If you have boys and you try this one, you’ve been warned!
8. Secret Sign Prank
This one took some planning and I wasn’t sure if it would work.
First I had to make the sign big enough and bold enough for people to see. Then I had to figure out a way to get it to stay on the back of my vehicle.
Thankfully the paper I had was long enough to wrap around the back door and I used packing tape on the inside and on the lights to hold it down. (I also used one piece of tape on the paint, but that made me nervous that I’d ruin the car. It didn’t, but proceed with caution!)
Driving to school to pick up the boys was a good test run because I realized that I’d need to use an alternate route home (roads with multiple lanes) in order to maximize our chances of getting honked at.
Once at school, my friend helped me devise a plan to have the hatch open so the boys wouldn’t notice the sign when they came outside. It worked, and off we drove. We got a few honks fairly quickly and I tried to keep a straight face as I ‘thought out loud’ about what they could possibly be honking at.
Unfortunately, after the fourth or fifth honk, Eli (who had seen this joke somewhere before) figured out what was going on. Even so, it was a funny prank, especially since he was kind of embarrassed about it.
Grade: A This is one of my favorites so far. I’d give it an A+, but it’s partially dependent on how other people react, so make sure you’re driving in an area that has the maximum amount of traffic and more than one lane (if there’s only one, the same person will be behind you most of the time and people won’t see your sign).